1. christiansbeard said: Top ten favorite horror movies?

    corgisandboobs:

    This question is good and by extension you are good. In order to save myself a great deal of stress-eating, I’ll list them randomly instead of ranking them. Also there will be more than 10 because I am the boss of me.

    Bold - Foreign Language

    • 28 Days Later
    • Dawn of the Dead (original)
    • Re-Cycle
    • Atrocious
    • Rabies
    • REC
    • The Signal
    • Right At Your Door
    • The Bay
    • Mutants
    • Lake Mungo
    • The Crazies
    • V/H/S
    • V/H/S 2
    • Halloween
    • 30 Days of Night
    • The Strangers
    • Evil Dead (2013)
    • Wrong Turn
    • Them
    • The Vanishing
    • An American Werewolf in London
    • Pontypool
    • Cabin Fever
    • The Tunnel
    • The Shining
    • Cloverfield
    • The Blair Witch Project
    • Seven
    • Slither
    • High Tension
    • The Ring
    • Let the Right One In
    • I Saw the Devil
    • Duel
    • Dead Snow
    • The Exorcist
    • Jacob’s Ladder
    • The Cabin in the Woods

     
  2. the-treble:

    mypatronusisyou:

    catssecretstash:

    Game of Cats

    THEY’RE ALL SO ACCURATE BUT THE JOFFREY ONE OMG

    SAM

    (via pooptaco)

     
  3. corgisandboobs:

    distinctmemory:

    Holy fuck. She is gorgeous.

    I love freckles so much.

     

  4. oddevenstar:

    EDIT: This song is not mine. It’s a parody by the talented Mo Mo O’Brien, the same artist who sang the “Let It Burn” Frozen parody.


    I was summoned?

    Lyrics:
    I never left the shire in the flesh
    ‘til I saw bilbo disappear at the party
    and I am proud of my address
    I’m a Baggins, Baggins of Bagend

    But everyday’s like
    Gold ring, greybeard, trippin on the mushrooms
    Blood-mad Nazgul trashin the hotel room
    we don’t care
    We go to Rivendell across the stream
    and everybody’s like
    Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the elf queen
    Rowboats, Rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
    we don’t care
    yeah were simply gonna walk there

    ‘cuz were going to Mordor
    Took runs in my blood
    This kind of quest just aint our part
    we are short and stout of heart
    Sauron won’t be my ruler
    Buckleberry Ferry, Brie
    and baby the ring
    Won’t get the best of me

    (via pooptaco)

     
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  6. comedycentral:

    There’s a new Colbert Report tonight. Try to pay attention.

     
  7. comedycentral:

    The Super Bowl isn’t just about football. It’s also about eating more food than humans should ever eat in one sitting.

     
  8. (Source: ifhy-b-ily, via pooptaco)

     
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  10. wuffinarts:

    pretzelscavenger:

    conquerorwurm:

    lolzpicx:

    The anatomy of the Beast

    I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

    cock of a HORSE

    (via theamericanana)